THAT MOTHERFUCKER ON COLFAX
THAT MOTHERFUCKER ON COLFAX
I was having a great day. I got to be out in nie on 100
degree weather, but I wasn’t in the office. I call my manager kind of dude, and
I tell him, “Look, I finished the survey a bit ago and now I’m stuck in traffic.
I might not be back to the office until 4:30pm”.
“Nice one. Why don’t you just call it off.”
“Yeah, if it’s cool that I have the company car, I’ll just
do that.”
It’s not an issue, I get home at 4’clock. Awesome. Although,
I only have 2 cigarettes left. A-HA! I have a coupon for a pack, for $3.
BOOOOOM. Wait, I’m broke. I search around for money for a bit, and then say fuck
it, I’ll put it on my credit card. I put on my jacket, even though it’s still 86
degrees outside. What’s this in my left breast pocket? $5?!?!?!?! Problem solved.
I have enough to get the smokes. WHAT? Another surprise in my right breast
pocket?!?!?!?!? A BUTTERFINGER FUN SIZE! *see video below* I’m on my way!
(video posted for proof)
I walk out of my apartment with a grin on my face. What should I queue up for this lovely walk to the 7-11 - where I know they will honor these coupons? I thought about this ...
posted by Luke Joseph @ 11:14 PM
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