The Road Not Taken

Ladies and gentleman, thanks to mi hermano Charile and his sharing of the internet link AOL 12 Year Old, I bring you Robert Frost's The Road Not Taken as told by chatty teenage girl. Drum roll please ...


TWO ROADS DIEVRGED IN A Y3LOW WOD
AND SORY I CUD NOT TRAEVL BOTH
AND B ONE TRAEVLER LONG I S2D
AND LOK3D DOWN ONE AS FAR AS I CUD
2 WHER3 IT BNT IN DA UNDERGROWTH

TH3N 2K DA OTH3R AS JUST AS FARE
AND HAVNG P3RHAPS TEH BT3R B/C IT WAS GRASY AND WANTED WEAR
THOUGH AS FOR TAHT TEH PASNG TH3RA
HAD WORN THEM RILLY ABOUT DA SM3

AND BOTH TAHT MORNNG 3QUALY LAY
IN LEAEVS NO ST3P HAD TROD3N BLAK
O!!!!11!! LOL I KEPT DA FIRST FOR ANOTHER DAY
YAT!11!!1!!! KNOWNG HOW WAY L3ADS ON 2 WAY
I DOUBTAD IF I SHUD AVER COME BAK !11!!!1!1 OMG WTF LOL

I SHAL B T3LNG THES WIT A SIGH
SOM3WHERE AEGS AND AEGS HENCA
TWO ROADS DIEVRGED IN A WOD AND I—
I 2K TEH ON3 LES TRAEVLED BY
AND TAHT HAS MAED AL DA DIF3RANC3 !!1!11! LOL

Thank you.